I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. You see, Dell just released “Della,” a portal to sell notebooks to women. Let’s set aside the fact that the site looks like a JC Penny ad and the name sounds like Saturday Night Live fodder; the site’s content is so ridiculous, I’d be insulted if only I could take it seriously enough.
Take a look for yourself here. Let’s skip three of the four things women apparently care about (“products,” “featured artist,” and “giving”) and go straight to “tech tips.”
This is where I learned that “tech” means “netbooks,” which aren’t just “cute” and can “check my email,” but can help me “get smarter,” be healthier and even “chill out.” Heck, they can even help me get in on this whole cloud action. So this little piece of hardware is required for me to store information online. Hmm.
Dell, dude, you just don’t get it — which is why the ladies won’t anytime soon, either.
[Photo: Flickr/ladypain]
